She pierced her tongue

My 20 month old daughter got her tongue pierced a few days ago.

Ok...not really, but she did bite her tongue pretty hard, it looks pretty painful and she's having a hard time eating. Poor little thing.

Which got me wondering...how am I going to react when she does come home with her tongue pierced...or nose, eyelids, chin, or whatever else my kid is going to have to do to piss me off.

This worries me...my kids generation is going to have to offend us somehow. Me, my daughter is going to have to stretch the limits of my tolerance and beyond. The generation that grew up on Snoop Dogg and Marilyn Manson. The same generation that took piercings from the ears to everywhere above and below the waist.

My daughter's generation is going to offend me, frightening the extent they'll have to go to shock the Beavis and Butthead generation.

What in the world are they going to do?